"You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami."
10 Word Story by c.r.    (via nofatnowhip)
emiliederocksfort:

So I was at work the other day and emptied out a box aND I FOUND THE FUCKING BOX GHOST

emiliederocksfort:

So I was at work the other day and emptied out a box aND I FOUND THE FUCKING BOX GHOST

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:
seektheunsung:

Fuck yes. Bitches in flannels. Orange is the new black. Perfection.

seektheunsung:

Fuck yes. Bitches in flannels. Orange is the new black. Perfection.

breakingbeth:

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

breakingbeth:

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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